30 Memes That'll Make You Laugh, Cry, and Cringe for More Dad Jokes

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melissa dilillo
Oct 1, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

Have you ever thought about how parents have been telling bad jokes since the beginning of time? It's pretty incredible to think that parents have been trying to make their kids laugh in any way possible. The best part is, you don't need to be born a comedian to want to make your little ones smile. Hearing those cute laughs is the best validation you could ever want as a parent. Even if you don't have kids, seeing your nieces or nephews or friend's kiddos flash a smile is bound to be the best part of your day. 

I've realized as I've gotten older that embracing the silly things in life is what makes everything more worthwhile. Enjoying the small things make each day more purposeful. If you've been dying to find some funny new ways to impress your family, check out the following 30 memes that are sure to be crowd pleasers.

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    46 Why? @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 12:31 Why was everyone excited at the Autopsy Club? It was open Mike night. Please don't make that joke ever again.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I injured myself while measuring radio frequencies. Still Hertz.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Just saw three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 14:31 If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. I'm on the toilet. Please advise.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Yesterday, my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My friend said, "My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?" Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
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    Trust my dad to squeeze in a dad joke in times of emergency Dad xx There's a beetle crawling across the ceiling x Is it Paul or ringo? X HELP I Need somebody
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    Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and Dog:
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Not to brag but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry. ...
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    Went to grab a coffee and noticed a note on one of the books on the shelf. Thought it was a secret message...turns out it was just a dad joke I've just written a book about falling down a stair case. It's a step-by-step! guide.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Did you know that 14 muscles are used to open a bottle of wine? So wine is basically fruit salad and exercise.
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    46 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 13:09 A cop pulled me over and said "papers". What happened? I yelled "SCISSORS" and drove off. You're an idiot The games the game I guess
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes One of my favorite things to do is wake up in the middle of the night and proceed to think about things out of my control for 3 hours.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I've been in bed for half an hour and just remembered I only came upstairs for a pair of shoes.
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    The recipe said to dice the onion. Seems like a lot of effort, but I've gone with it.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Some people are solving major world problems, and I'm all excited because I found my missing sock inside my underwear.
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    Stephen King @StephenKing When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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    39 @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 11:42 The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. Wait? Really?! It was an Apple with limited memory - just one byte then everything crashed. Read 11:43
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What do you call a helpful lemon? Lemonaid. ...
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes "I was raised in a time when even a heavy sigh was considered backtalk by our parents."
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    His name is Stew. He is the soupervisor.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes ... My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me
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    The perfect name for a snow plow doesn't exis... CTRL-SALT-DELETE 2004 Fanihon
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Today I was struggling to get my wife's attention. So, I sat down on the sofa and looked comfortable. That did the trick.
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    46 What? @DadSays Jokes > iMessage Today 12:16 What do computers eat? I imagine one byte at a time? Micro chips! Yes!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry
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    That makes two of us... I don't understand the science behind human cloning. DadSays Jokes
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